10 Things That Make Me Odd
Ok, so Judy from Just Enjoy Him tagged me, so I’m “it” to share 10 things about myself that others may consider, uh hmm, unique. Hopefully I won’t lose any friends over this!
1. I drink pickle juice. Yup, it’s one of my favorite things. I like the pickles too, but the juice they live in…mmmm, good stuff. Must be all that artificial flavoring!
2. I have a Red Bull dependency. But I’ve been clean now for like 3 weeks!
3. I’m obsessed with teeth. To the point where the dentist told me to limit my brushing. Apparently you can overbrush and cause gumline erosion.
4. The sight of blood on a family member or friend makes me passout. Ok, so I’m a medical student. I’ve put stitches in head wounds, been in VERY bloody surgeries, delivered babies, and seen other stuff that would make some people barf, but I didn’t flinch. Yet when I took my husband to the ER after he hit himself in the head with a crowbar while remodeling our kitchen, I tried to watch lidocaine injected into the wound so he could be stitched up and the next thing I know, the doctor and nurse are standing over ME telling me to just lay down! My husband got a laugh out of that.
5. I spend a lot of time on the potty. Ok, TMI, but people always want to know how / why I eat so much for such a shrimp. That’s the reason! I’m convinced my intestines are only like 1 foot long!
6. I love a good cry. Every now and then (ie: when I’m PMSing) I’ll purposely put on the most depressing Sarah McLaughlin CD just to get my tears flowing.
7. Tina Turner’s “What’s Love Got to Do with It” is my adrenaline-rush, pre-game, pump-up song! I’m such a closet dork…ok fine, I’m TOTALLY out in the open, drowning in dorkdom. I have no idea what it is about that horrible song, but I used to listen to it before big games (soccer), or before running a marathon, etc. It just gets me going!
8. I have to sleep with socks on. Don’t know why, but no matter how hot or cold it is, I. have. to. wear. socks. in. bed.
9. I have a stepping-on-cracks-with-left-foot-has-to = right-foot thing.
10. I wipe my dog’s butt. Ok, so this is the one where I lose friends. We have an English Bulldog - a completely man-made (require insemination and C-sections), fat, lazy, totally useless form of canine who cannot even poop on his own without making a mess that someone else has to clean up. Here’s a picture so you can see how completely useless he is:

11. One more for posterity: I eat the cartilage off chicken bones, and sometimes suck the marrow - ok, that’s just gross, I know.
So there you have it. I’m not weird either Judy, see? And yes, I’m aware that there are medical treatments I should be seeking for #2,3,5,6, and 9 (and couseling for #10). However, I am comfortable with my quirks, and as long as my husband appreciates them, I will not be medicated:) I’m tagging E. from Looking for George, Shannon from Our Vietnamese Ladybug, Kelly O from Bunny’s Mom, Emilie from Journey to Juneau, Christina from Mrs. Broccoli Guy, Nicole from It’s Like She’s Raising Animals, and my friend Sarah from The Belly Bean.



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8 comments
Could you be any funnier? I’m sitting at my desk cracking up!
OK, the dog thing is just gross, ick!
I have a friend who flossed too much and it caused problems–she would even floss in college when she came home from a night out, LOL…why can’t some of this dental obsession rub off on me? I brush regularly, but flossing is a challenge.
I love Sarah McLaughlin–saw her in concert a very long time ago…she is awesome.
My “What’s Love Got to do with it” song is All Fired up by Pat Benetar. We used to listen to it before tennis matches, good times, good times.
No one in my family can stand sleeping with socks on, not even the kids…last night M. got out of bed to tell me her feet were cold, but then refused to put socks on.
OK, do I have to be honest here, heehee…I will see what I can come up with.
oh, and mmmmm….pickle juice!
Wonderful post, you had me laughing. I too am a sarah when need a cry gal! You send me an email about the book group and I would love to join. Is there anything you need me to do?
Kate
http://aspecialfamily.blogspot.com
This was hilarious, especially “10. I wipe my dog’s butt.” Oh man, I would not have a dog that required me to wipe his/her butt, LOL!!
This isn’t a pump-up pre-game song, but I do so love “Born To Run” in the car, by myself, cranked up really loud. OH YEAH!!
Hooray for the useless smelly lump of lard! We love Winston! haha…And I am impressed at your top 10 grossest things…..I have witnessed most of these incredible Laurie-isms and they all make you even more lovable! PS - You didn’t tell them you also have a habit of eating Pho out of dog bowls because human bowls just aren’t large enough….
I have two bulldogs so I know what you mean with the whole wiping thing!!! It amazes everyone that I would wipe there butts, but hey its either that or get the poop smeared everywhere.
Laurie, email me please kelley00@cox.net
I too wipe my English Bulldogs rear- they
can’t help their shape, and I am not dealing
with poop smears in my home!
If you happen to visit my site, scroll down
to “things I love that begin with the letter D”
and you’ll see his pic!
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