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• @sheljena So you running my next marathon with me or what? I’d love a running partner! in reply to sheljena #
• I’m letting SAHT sleep in. My rendition of the song playing in my head: “he work hard 4 no money! Err ee, err ee. So haaard 4 no money!” #
• Daddy just had to explain to Jack that even tho boys pee standing up, EVERYONE poops sitting down! Important life lessons. #
• @FamilyTimeInc I wish; it was pretty priceless. Especially if I’d have caught the before part on audio: “ahhhh!! Nooooooo! Don’t poop!” #
• @goodtravis On my way home…beers & burgers tonight? Looking forward to having NOTHING planned this weekend. I like spontaneity. #
• @goodtravis That was a pretty clever craft project. I retract statement that you lack a creative bone. That was before u morphed into SAHT. in reply to goodtravis #
• @jnbwade Awesome news! Was already in celebratory mode, but we’ll toast 2 that with our next drink! in reply to jnbwade #
• @sheljena @sheldonmiller Aww! You guys are too cute. in reply to sheljena #

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• Fin’s obsessed w the wart on Trav’s knee. She tends 2 it w kisses, gently rubs it, calls it a boo-boo & worries over it. Now THAT is love. #
• We’re trying to hide from a door-to-door soliciter & Fin just outted us. She’s YELLING “who is it?!” “door, door, door!” (while pointing) #

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• So THIS is what it feels like?! I knocked her little butt out (Benadryl) and she stayed down for the count. I’m good for another 17 months. #
• Actually, now that I’ve tasted how the other half lives, I need more. I hope her rash doesn’t clear up just yet. #
• @lauralaw80 Yeah, these poor girls will see NO action once Finley weans…so sad. in reply to lauralaw80 #
• Went 2 bathroom, came out 2 find this mess. That’s why Jack was yelling @ her & tattling- she dumped his cereal! http://twitpic.com/egq4g #
• I’m mopping sticky milk off the floor & Fin is hovering over me, pointing at the ground & yelling “mess!” Yeah Fin, no shit. #
• Jack just yarfed berries. Shane reminded everyone “don’t touch” just as he stuck his own hand in it, and Jack exclaimed “that berf stinks!” #
• Good thing we have pet spot removal…no need for the pet. #
• @RhiannonRings Yeah, that kids spend > time away from home/parents/sibs than with them. They get more values from teachers than parents. #
• It’s either lazy or resourceful, depending on perspective, but I think blowing a kazillion bubbles 4 your kids can substitute bathing them. #
• Something like this is potentially disasterous when you’re home alone with kids. Next door neighbor fixed it. http://twitpic.com/ej104 #
• I can tell Fin’s getting taller; the fridge door ALMOST grazes the top of her head when it opens with her underneath! #
• Stepped on thorn barefoot while sprinting after Fin today. Maybe I’ll contract sporotrichosis or rare infection & get 2 write up my case… #
• There’s something very pathologic about my thinking lately. #

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• We have done something wrong in how we’re raising our kids if they’re all begging for medicine & feigning illness all the time. #
• Maybe Childrens Motrin should taste like poop instead of cherries 2 prevent hypochondriacism. But that could lead 2 other probs I suppose. #
• And yes, I know my kids r just faking illness…I’m a doctor. That was a joke. Kinda. #
• Oh, and Fin is allergic to the plasma car. Contact dermatitis all over inner thighs. Must be rubber accelerator or something in the seat:( #
• OOOOR, maybe she’s faking the rash too. Hmm…these kids r always keeping us on our toes. #
• They are manipulative, drug-seekers. Fin already weasled Benadryl out of me 4 that full body “rash” once 2day, & Jack faked fever 4 motrin. #
• Finley just spit at me 4 putting her in timeout (4 slapping Jack this time). Perhaps it’s time to leave Twitter & tend to my hypochondriacs. #
• Finley’s lips r blue from licking markers. Reminds me of the time I called poison control bc she sucked all the ink out of a stamp ink pad. #
• She probably only did that 4 medicine too. I’m SO not falling for her tricks anymore, not even if poison control does! #
• Passed American Eagle Outfitters & Travis announced he wants to open American Smeagol Outfitters & sell clothes to Lord of Rings fans. #
• Travis’ new favorite word: http://tinyurl.com/qs2mrq
  This is freaking hilarious! And who’s ever heard the term “blumpkin?!” LMAO! #
• So psyched about Finley’s rash! I get to drug her (Benadryl) & entertain the possibility of sleeping >4 hours tonight! #
• Don’t all jump to nominate me at once…Mother of the Year is In. The. Bag. #
• What about my self esteem? Every night Fin asks 4 my boobs. And every night she looks at them & says “all done.” Rejection, 7th grade style! #

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• Fin slapped Shane, so she got put in TO. When she got there, she hocked a loogy & spit on the floor…in protest. She’s only 16 months. #
• At bedtime, Fin asked 4 milk (breastmilk). I went thru rigamarole of undressing & whipping out boob. She took 1 look & said “all-done!” #

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• Go enter Nora’s giveaway to win an adorable handmade dress for your daughter: http://tinyurl.com/o5k5hs #
• Arts & crafts: how to make a magnetic chalkboard for your kids
  http://tinyurl.com/qnu43d #
• I’m a bad blogger for a few weeks and all my blogging buddies disappear on me? I’ve got blogger blues. At least it’s 70 and sunny outside! #
• Just got a VM from my sis asking how to twitter..she ended by yelling “it can’t be THAT effing hard if Paris effing Hilton can do it!” LOL! #
• Not to be outdone by “Paris effing Hilton,” my sister, @ZowtiC, figured out twitter!! Woohoo! Show her some love; she’s a friggin riot! #
• @emdozier No way! You’re on here now too?! You and Crit really do share brain cells. Bring on the laughs! #
• @jnbwade Don’t be offended if she doesn’t reply; she’s still Twitter-incompetent. Paris 1 Critter 0. #
• @sheljena Oh my! Would’ve killed 2 see u on side of road with feet in the air…u get any takers? Lol, I crack myself up. Hope ur ok now. in reply to sheljena #
• Despite clean looking pics from last blog post, this is what “schoolhouse” area looks like now: http://twitpic.com/e6br6 #

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• Travis yells “oh shoot!” and his little Fiesta Trio echoes him about 10 times. At least he said shoot 4 a change! #
• Free words of wisdom: if u buy jeans with holes in them, pretty soon u won’t have much jean left. #
• Like little ducklings crossing the street with their Grandjoe http://twitpic.com/dzp91 #

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• Just heard a talk on CD4 cells, but lecturer had strong accent & pronounced them “shitty four cells.” Choked back ggiggles; I’m so mature. #
• Either Jack is a medical phenom with pain fibers in his hair, or he’s kind of a wimp! I’m going with latter: http://twitpic.com/dwoex #

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• RT @Crazycanuckblog: Hospitals nationwide are FINALLY promoting breastfeeding w/ new discharge bag. http://tinyurl.com/qnew4q #
• @Crazycanuckblog Me too, and ya gotta love Denver Health! in reply to Crazycanuckblog #
• Taught Jack how 2 slurp milk from cereal bowl. He called himself “pig boy.” At least he’s not under false impression we r teaching manners! #
• I see Emily Post in each of my kids’ futures! #
• As if his noggin wasn’t big enough, Shane decided to tack on a few more lbs & a couple inches to its circumference: http://twitpic.com/ds8ny #
• My kids just put the “cool” back into helmets..er something like that. They’re definitely all the rage here anyway! http://twitpic.com/dt2tc #

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• RT @Crazycanuckblog: Hospitals nationwide are FINALLY promoting breastfeeding w/ new discharge bag. http://tinyurl.com/qnew4q #
• @Crazycanuckblog Me too, and ya gotta love Denver Health! in reply to Crazycanuckblog #
• Taught Jack how 2 slurp milk from cereal bowl. He called himself “pig boy.” At least he’s not under false impression we r teaching manners! #
• I see Emily Post in each of my kids’ futures! #
• As if his noggin wasn’t big enough, Shane decided to tack on a few more lbs & a couple inches to its circumference: http://twitpic.com/ds8ny #
• My kids just put the “cool” back into helmets..er something like that. They’re definitely all the rage here anyway! http://twitpic.com/dt2tc #

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